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Oh man, this is a true gem.

Do you remember Comic Relief? They still have CRDay in England and it's called Red Nose Day.

This bit has Sacha Baron Cohen in full Ali G regalia giving respect to the real royal couple of England, Posh & Becks.

Hilarity ensues after the jump.

This is the most fucked up video I have ever seen. Seriously. This is a horror movie, in slow motion, with a guy speaking in a weird Brit accent ... and while doing something called 'SCRUM'?

Scrum is facilitated by a ScrumMaster, whose primary job is to remove impediments to the ability of the team to deliver the sprint goal. The ScrumMaster is not the leader of the team (as they are self-organising) but acts as a productivity buffer between the team and any destabilising influences.

Scrum enables the creation of self-organising teams by encouraging verbal communication across all team members and across all disciplines that are involved in the project.

A key principle of Scrum is its recognition that fundamentally empirical challenges cannot be addressed successfully in a traditional "process control" manner. As such, Scrum adopts an empirical approach – accepting that the problem cannot be fully understood or defined, focusing instead on maximizing the team's ability to respond in an agile manner to emerging challenges.

Notably missing from Scrum is the "cookbook" approach to project management exemplified in the Project Management Body of Knowledge or Prince2 – both of which have as their goal quality through application of a series of prescribed processes.

What the fucking hell!

This is software development hell.

This is fucking project management turned into a tool of psychological torture.

Oh my god ... and these fuckers are 'certified scrum trainers'?

And there's a woman flippantly bringing sexy back?

Oh.

Hell.

No.

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Oh.

My.

God.

Ok, so I know there's girls out ther that are totally into action movies; but ... maaaaaan. My boys and I just had to wipe the drool off our mouths after we saw this trailer. Actually, they got pretty spooked but I was like totally,

Take the preview to Lord of the Rings.

Map it over the original Transformers movie animation.

Result? Instant classic.

Yup.

It's all about the creepy guy.

Ah! Those were the days of sanitary napkin harnesses.

Who knew that watching a dog eating tacos was this amusing.

The little red devil made me do it.

Marv Newland's Bambi Meets Godzilla.