voogling - a new kind of voyeurism

Ali G does Posh & Becks ... RESPECT!

Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:46:10 -0400

Oh man, this is a true gem.

Do you remember Comic Relief? They still have CRDay in England and it's called Red Nose Day.

This bit has Sacha Baron Cohen in full Ali G regalia giving respect to the real royal couple of England, Posh & Becks.

Hilarity ensues after the jump.

The horror, the horror : This scrum video is a peek into a real life 'THE OFFICE'

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 21:20:10 -0400

This is the most fucked up video I have ever seen. Seriously. This is a horror movie, in slow motion, with a guy speaking in a weird Brit accent ... and while doing something called 'SCRUM'?

Scrum is facilitated by a ScrumMaster, whose primary job is to remove impediments to the ability of the team to deliver the sprint goal. The ScrumMaster is not the leader of the team (as they are self-organising) but acts as a productivity buffer between the team and any destabilising influences.

Scrum enables the creation of self-organising teams by encouraging verbal communication across all team members and across all disciplines that are involved in the project.

A key principle of Scrum is its recognition that fundamentally empirical challenges cannot be addressed successfully in a traditional "process control" manner. As such, Scrum adopts an empirical approach – accepting that the problem cannot be fully understood or defined, focusing instead on maximizing the team's ability to respond in an agile manner to emerging challenges.

Notably missing from Scrum is the "cookbook" approach to project management exemplified in the Project Management Body of Knowledge or Prince2 – both of which have as their goal quality through application of a series of prescribed processes.

What the fucking hell!

This is software development hell.

This is fucking project management turned into a tool of psychological torture.

Oh my god ... and these fuckers are 'certified scrum trainers'?

And there's a woman flippantly bringing sexy back?

Oh.

Hell.

No.

Dysfunctional Assertiveness

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 21:12:25 -0400

Did you know there are 15 different ways to feel homicidal? If you didn't, then AskTheInternetTherapist.com has the instructional video that will change your life!

Transformers!

Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:04:06 -0400

Oh.

My.

God.

Ok, so I know there's girls out ther that are totally into action movies; but ... maaaaaan. My boys and I just had to wipe the drool off our mouths after we saw this trailer. Actually, they got pretty spooked but I was like totally,

The mashup to end all Lord of The Rings mashups

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 16:35:45 -0400

Take the preview to Lord of the Rings.

Map it over the original Transformers movie animation.

Result? Instant classic.

Awesome HALO and Dane Cook mashup

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 16:11:00 -0400

Yup.

It's all about the creepy guy.

A moisture proof shield to prevent accidents

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 22:43:11 -0400

Ah! Those were the days of sanitary napkin harnesses.

It's a canine fiesta!

Fri, 30 Mar 2007 22:07:14 -0400

Who knew that watching a dog eating tacos was this amusing.

The Exorcism Of Elmo

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 20:03:50 -0500

The little red devil made me do it.

This is a classic!

Sat, 28 Oct 2006 14:05:07 -0400

Marv Newland's Bambi Meets Godzilla.

Thank boy of not being sold anything

Thu, 26 Oct 2006 17:46:31 -0400

Bansky's anti-advertising ad.

Sunday. Bloody. Sunday.

Sun, 24 Sep 2006 01:33:03 -0400

How long must we sing this song?

How long?

What's the Difference Between Blacks and Jews

Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:01:21 -0400

Wow.

Mel Gibson's Next Movie

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 21:22:01 -0400

I know, I know. I've been a very bad girl with this blog. It's been months since our last update but if you have not been catching up on my life over at culturekitchen or my my personal blog ... well ... you should; 'cause you would have heard of [www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/ 2006/07/21/people/main1826735.shtml|my ShowBuzz interview on none other than Mr. Gibson].

Check out this mothereffing movie he's in ... heh.

Daaaad! Tom Cruise won't come out of the closet.

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 15:03:42 -0400

Can I just say what makes this piece brilliant is the connection with R. Kelly?

It just makes you loooooove the first amendment. The US Constitution is a beautiful thing.